There once was an ass. It was very bad. The end. ask 169 Likes 15 Comments John Banks Doods Jet Cunanan When I was around 5 years of old; I was with my cousin who was about 4 away from everyone else and she suddenly slipped and fell in a pond that was too big for either of us; neither of us could swim. She was flailing and yelling asking for help. I quickly bent down and told her to grab my hand. She said she couldn't; so I bent forward with one hand on the ground as far as I dared to. I grabbed her sleeve and pulled and pulled until she was on the ground again. Her mom...